sometimes, when life gets particularly sad or hard, i remind myself that my leopard gecko begs at the glass when i’m ripping paper towels and then runs to the top of his log in anticipation of me putting a bit there because he likes to spoon with it
someone wanted to see what he looks like when i’m about to give him the paper towel
behold a baby lizard attempting to contain a joy too large for his tiny body
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows (2011) dir. Guy Ritchie
Slow motion cinematography by Gavin Free
“It’s supposed to give you insight into the experience of being shot at, so time becomes relative rather than absolute. In other words, once I’m shooting at you, adrenaline plays games with you in your mind as to how long an experience takes.” — Guy Ritchie (x).